מה יותר גרוע מעורך דין? עורך דין עם חוש הומור

These terms constitute your license agreement. Please read it and don’t wait for the movie version.

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We recommend you grab a glass of water before reading the rest.

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To agree to these terms, click “AGREE” where indicated. If you do not agree to these terms, do not click

“AGREE,” and do not use the Service. If you’re not sure, think about it a little and then decide. But you

have to decide. Our lawyers worked hard to make this contract understandable. We wanted to take this

opportunity and say “Thank you”.

Let’s go. Stand clear of the closing doors.

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To access the Service, you will need to install or activate from time to time the iMesh proprietary (isn’t this

a cool word?) software application

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You are responsible for any hardware, systems and/or software program(s) you use and any costs to

connect to or use the Internet, or power your computer. Drink milk.

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Please be nice to our Samples, they are very sensitive.

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Any security technology that is provided with a Song is an inseparable part of the Song. Please don’t try to

separate them. They really like each other.

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Don’t use iMesh to steal music! If you violate the copyright laws or any other intellectual property laws, fines

or criminal charges may be brought against you. You may even go to jail. Do you really want to go to jail?

They may not let you take your iMesh with you.

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Questions about the meaning of life, the universe and everything should not be directed to iMesh. We are

totally clueless.

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Be polite to other users. Eat your vegetables. Wear sunscreen.

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SMOKING

Smoking overall is bad for you. It gives you bad breath and may kill you sooner than you’d expect.

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All Media Guide Data We partnered with some nice people in Ann Arbor, MI (which in itself is a pretty cool

place to go to). They are called All Media Guide, LLC (“AMG”). They asked that we put this in the terms.

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Okay, next.

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Now here’s the fun part. You understand and agree that your use of the Service, the Songs and the

Software is solely at your own risk.

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If you can read this, you don’t need glasses. :)

3 תגובות לפוסט “מה יותר גרוע מעורך דין? עורך דין עם חוש הומור”

1. kruvi on 5 באוקטובר, 2006 16:20

   ענק! :-D

2. עמית on 5 באוקטובר, 2006 19:50

   מעורר השראה ! (זה כל מה שרציתי להגיד אבל לא בא לי לקבל את ההודעה המעצבנת שהתגובה שלי מחכה לאישור. מעניין כמה מילים צריך לשים בשביל שלא יחשדו בך שאתה ספאם)

3. דורה on 6 באוקטובר, 2006 09:09

   אני רואה שהם עדיין משתמשים במודול חושומור 1.4 בטא. נקווה שהבאגים ייפתרו עד הריליס.

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